To say my first-born son is strong willed is kind of like saying Godzilla was a big lizard and to be honest, I think he has been that way since the moment he became self-aware. He arrived 13 days late and even then, they had to go in there and get him. He wasn’t coming out for love or money! Though now I understand I likely could have coaxed him out with a bacon cheeseburger down my shorts! We waited for days… we did all the things you’re supposed to do when you’re just plain OVER waiting for that kid to come out… We went for long walks, drove the car on bumpy roads, had sex, tried jumping up and down… (just a little!) We even had “The Salad” …Twice!! (In Los Angeles, there is an Italia
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